Ningineer
Posted by Skrud at Friday, October 3rd 2008 at 12:38am
Posted by Skrud at Monday, September 22nd 2008 at 5:14pm
Adjusting to life in Ottawa has been much more difficult than I thought it was going to be. Instead of whining and complaining, I’m going to focus on the positive things about Ottawa.
Ottawa is Pretty. There’s no doubt that Ottawa is a gorgeous town. There’s a lot of contrast between old and new buildings, and gorgeous sights like the Chateau Laurier and Parliament Hill. The Rideau Canal runs through the city, and walking across the bridges connected the two halves of downtown makes for some nice views. The Rideau Locks, which connect the canal to the Ottawa/Outaouais River are also pretty impressive. The best part is that if I happen to be out for a night on the town in the Byward Market I can look forward to a very pleasant walk home!
Pubs. Ottawa is a pub town. You won’t really understand what this means until you see it for yourself, but there are a lot of pubs in Ottawa. I’d say that Ottawa has pubs the way Montreal has strip clubs. It never ends! There’s no shortage of places to go for a pint, and lots of these pubs are really nice. Pub food in Ottawa is likewise leaps and bounds ahead of Montreal. As far as Ottawa goes, pubs seem to be the center of everyone’s lives. Families go to the pub for breakfast, business people are always in the pubs for lunch, and everyone hits the pubs for dinner. There are easily more pubs than actual restaurants, at least in the downtown area, so why bother going to a “real” restaurant?
My Apartment. Even though I live alone, my apartment is pretty awesome. I’m on the 13th floor (love the fact that it’s actually 13) and I have a full-sized balcony facing downtown, overlooking the city. Looking out my window I can even tell time by ball atop World Exchange Plaza. It’s more than spacious enough for a bachelor, though I need to learn to cook … and I suppose clean more regularly. :S My apartment is right smack in the middle of Centretown, which means that I’m about a 15-minute walk to the Clocktower (Ottawa’s only brewpub) in one direction, and the Byward Market in the other direction. And there’s a grocery store half a block from me.
Toy Stores. Okay, I really just mean store. But seriously, Mrs. Tiggy Winkles is so much cooler than any similar store I’ve seen in Montreal. The closest thing that would come to mind is the second floor of Urban Outfitters on Ste-Catherine, but minus the clothes. This place (and its sister store, Lost Marbles) is full of trinkets, geek toys, and various other little gems — like a hammer/bottle-opener. It’s a good place to pick up a silly gift for someone.
The LCBO. Everyone knows that the selection of liquors available at the LCBO easily trumps that of the SAQ. Not only that, but stuff is usually significantly cheaper and you get air miles.
Posted by Skrud at Tuesday, July 1st 2008 at 2:45am
My mom wrote a poem that she read at dinner tonight. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Your graduation, leaving for Ottawa, seem an opportune time
To finally be the recipient of a personalized rhyme
Your accomplishments and achievements over the past several years
Your induction to the group of software engineers
Your myriad friendships and the respect of your peers
The number of friends with whom you drink beers
All speak to your successes in various spheres
And to how you’ve grown and evolved over the years
And although it was often a challenge parenting you
Your positive attributes always shone through
From your earliest years you always displayed
A curiosity for learning that left others dismayed
Reading fluently from encyclopaedias at the tender age of four
Playing games like Quarcetti and enjoying a classical music score
Were just some eccentricities that set you apart
But that won you a special place in my heart
Being so cerebral, not a jock like your peers
Made growing up somewhat difficult in your formative years
Your intellect and social skills were just not yet in sync
Your ability to problem solve, analyze, think
Were light years ahead of the average norm
So it took a few years for a coherent self to form
But now you’re so popular, sociable, fun
Innumerable friendships you’ve easily won
You’re smart, independent and you still love to learn
The respect of peers and professors you easily earn
So know that I’m proud of all you’ve achieved
And in your potential I’ve always believed
Though I know you’re ambivalent as you prepare to leave
And for bars, friends and festivals you surely will grieve
In time, you’ll adjust; new adventures you’ll find
And for sure you will visit all of us left behind
Please e-mail or phone, as you must stay in touch
‘Cause you know as your mom I will miss you so much
Isn’t that awesome? I don’t remember what Quarcetti is, and I couldn’t find anything familiar on Google. But it is true that for my eighth birthday, when asked what kind of music I want, I asked for classical music and received a boxed set of Mozart cassette tapes. Back then I used to listen to classical music while building my lego sets. I was one of the kids that followed the instructions to the letter, never wavering, each time I got a new set. Only once the set was built and subsequently deconstructed would I allow myself to be creative and build things from all kinds of parts.
I’m really going to miss this place, and all of you.
Posted by Skrud at Wednesday, June 18th 2008 at 6:52am
This is my mom’s bean dip recipe that I threw together for Nerd Movie Night on Monday. It’s pretty delicious and really, really easy. So easy that I can make it (although I did have to call my mom for some of the details)…



This stuff was so popular it never even made it entirely around the room. It’s delicious and super-easy to make.
Posted by Skrud at Sunday, May 11th 2008 at 11:20pm
It’s like thick, syrupy awesome-butter spread liberally over two hours and ten minutes, garnished with awesome-sprinkles and jellybeans. I don’t even like jellybeans, but I’d eat them just to watch Speed Racer again.
I have vague memories of watching the original Speed Racer cartoon as a kid, though I’m not sure how young I was then. Fresher in my memory is The New Adventures of Speed Racer, an American adaptation that was more like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles than anything else. According to Wikipedia, it was pretty unsuccessful and only ran for 13 episodes. That’s a damn shame, because the theme song rocked.
The new movie was a perfect adaptation of what I remember from the original cartoon. It felt like watching a cartoon. It was so exaggerated and over-the-top that I was giddy the entire time. It was outrageous, chock full of cartoon-style action, impossible physics, wild colours, ninjas, cheese, and everything else that I love about movies. Speed Racer was the most awesome movie I’ve seen since Godzilla: Final Wars. It’s a total throwback to old school Japananimation, from back when it was still called Japanimation. If you’ve ever paid attention to how those old cartoons were animated, you’ll love all the little details in Speed Racer. There were some scenes that were a cool modernization of the multiplane camera, where buildings in the background seemed 2-dimensional in an otherwise completely 3-dimensional world. Visually, the movie was stunning. The casting was likewise perfect. We’re talking Patrick-Stewart-as-Professor-X calibre of perfect.
Speed Racer isn’t a movie for people who are expecting a real movie. It’s a movie for people who want to see a cartoon exploding all over their brains. It’s a movie I’d watch over and over again and again like Godzilla Final Wars, which is my current movie of choice for when I need a dose of instant awesome.
Speed Racer made me all happy and giddy. I’d see it again any time.